i mean i have had my share of amazing times out here.....drinking at circle bar for like 29 hours straight, waking up with 8 balls of pure cocaine in my pocket having no idea how it got there, fucking a different girl in pretty much every room in the venetian,,(yes im talking about the AVN awards).......but living here is just fucking pointless unless you are a naked beggar.
i mean now that i am sober, hate strip clubs, and dont gamble there really is no point in coming to vegas unless im playing music. planet douche was evacuated...and the mother ships landing point was las vegas.. "pajama parties" are especially entertaining. its like these girls have no real friends that tell them "baby...maybe you shouldnt wear that tonight". i saw a 300 pound black girl climbing into a cage with a stripper pole last night....with everyone watching her all she needed was some chains on her wrist and it could have been a scene out of a king kong movie.
this is also the place old guys in the club can feel safe and be creepy as long as the drinks keep coming....if the useless pile of silicone cant order grey goose, be sure she will be jumping to the next table very soon. the d.j. with the fohawk playing some limp biscuit balls cuz he's "feeling edgey". its just all a mess.......it used to make me very agitated...now that shit just makes me laugh, and the very sad fact is that people LOVE this shit, and actually look at those dudes and think "man....i wish i was that guy".....
and lets not even talk about the fucking heat here....my hair grease melted walking from the house to the car yesterday. back east when i was a kid i remember my mom having to wake up an hour early before work just to go outside and "warm up the car"....out here you gotta do that shit to cool off the fucking car.....its like walking around in a big fucking dryer. we were pumping gas yesterday and had to clip it early cuz the car was off and it was just too fucking hot to deal. thank god you can smoke everywhere out here cuz smoking outside is not a good scene when its 120 degrees outside.
it was pretty fun playing with everyone last night, but im pretty sure the kicker was when carrot top and chris angel walked into the dressing room together after the show.....im still on tilt about it so i cant really get in detail right now...but i will soon....
i have 7 days left here in las vegas...and i will do my best to try and keep my head out of my ass and above water....shouldnt be to hard if i dont leave the house
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