maggots.......

it is 1:30am. i just pissed off my girlfriend because when i went upstairs to get a bottle of water, i somehow ended up on a murder spree across my kitchen.....apparently while i was away something very disgusting happened.....

our garbage can is underneath and to the left of the sink, one of those pull out cabinet type things, behind the garbage can is a box of garbage bags...i guess some food dropped in the box without anyone noticing. so when my girlfriend reached back to grab a bag and the box was empty, i got a frantic call from a girl who had just stuck her hand into an empty box full of maggots.....this is not a call that you want to start laughing at immediately, unlike me....you should wait until she calms down a little, anyway.......i had come home about a week after i got that phone call. she had thrown the box in the garbage can outside and thought the situation had been handled....but i guess those slimy little stinkbats know how to climb and some got out of the box and just kinda hung out on the floor behind the cabinet, marinating in there own heated stench until it was time to hatch.....because for the past 3 or 4 days it has been the ammityville horror revisited in our kitchen and living room......
we have tried our best to just open the screens and doors to let them out, but they just keep coming...hanging out on the walls, the windows...it's fucking disgusting..next to rats and strippers, flies are the grossest thing i can ever have touch me.....so when i went upstairs to get a bottle of water there were like 5 on the ceiling and a few on the window. i grabbed a towel and kinda went a little crazy...then i heard the door slam from downstairs.....i have to catch a flight to ny at 10:30 but she has to be up at 8 to burn peoples faces off....so here i sit, in the other room......chainsmoking......writing about disease infested maggots with wings.....just reading this back im probably gonna have to go wash my hands.......and i think i got most of them anyway.....